You have decided that in order to get over this predicament, you will go bar hopping

around town to find someone who is a hard 7.8/10 even without makeup on. After all,

you deserve it for forcing yourself to be attracted to a sub 7.5/10 for three months.

However, although you mull over the attractiveness of this hypothetical female,

you have failed to consider an important factor when it comes your idealized

courtship ritual.