Your name is Reginold, and you are a 23 year old man currently down on his luck.

Your last girlfriend was a gorgeous 7/10, and in a particularly cruel stunt, she broke up with

you over Discord DMs a couple days ago. You have absolutely no idea as to why she broke up with you,

but it could be the fact that your last couple of dates mostly involved her sitting on your unmade

bed while you played Destiny 2 on your desktop.